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PSA for UI designers: STOP HIDING FEATURES IN RIGHT CLICK! use menus or buttons. think about your Mom and how you don't want her call.

hello twitter pr0n smap senders. please tag your link NSFW so I can view said link when no one else is around (in case it's good smap pr0n).

evidently this is "almost spill water on your laptop" day. do yourself a favor by not drinking water while typing.

escape destination is still the same but we're starting at Zeitgeist. Get here.

bored at work? plan your escape to hang at Beer Revolution around 5-ish. I'm taking the 4:10 from the Ferry Building to Jack London Square.

I guess this is typical of any husband? although I wouldn't know as I never installed WIFE 1.0. post.ly/2KVVR

it's hard to believe that Word & Excel have been around for 20+ years. because they certainly DON'T work together like old married couple.

I broke your phone .̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨ screen.

the next to last of glasses I ordered from China finally broke. so I ordered 6 replacements just in case a pair sucks. grand total $80.

OH: <Ring ring> hello the @toronado! can you tell me how far you are from (location)? No! <click>

really Thunderbird? a DNS lookup to figure out the mail settings is hard? obviously you haven't been on the phone fixing what you assumed.

amazon has been reinstated. thus my move to Nebraska was approved.