orbit.johnpla.net

RT @onikaze: "no touching just makes it hotter"

onward to @21stAmendment for the final days of "Guest Beer" month. Get here!

you know what will be "the day"? when you can edit something you wrote/posted in FaceBook. editing is missing like Copy/Paste on iPhone.

rm -rf Portlandia goodbye show after E2. not funny. okay 6% funny. I just don't need to see any more. D-E-L-E-T-E-D-!

since when did the Oscars need 9 Bestest Picture nominees? NINE! is the industry that makes film sucking that hard?

I'm telling you 4th down conversions and going for 2 every time will change the game.

rules for nerds 12: if the hot blonde in the store is hitting on you and you think the deal beaker is her phone... you deserve to be alone.