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the problem of me quoting the Kinks "Destroyer" is there's a little green man in my head… not goin' crazy… paranoia! now you have it too!

him: it's a date! her: no, it's an interview. him: all first dates are interviews. her: … for @chrisWhite

never going to use Office for Mac ever again. it's a POS. bury that thing. Windows only from here on. imagine… getting work done. it works!

PUNT

I want to cry. why is this so HARD? WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK. 25 FREAKING YEARS OF CODING AND IT DOESN'T JUST WORK! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG!

WHITE OUT actually works you know.

rm -rf apps.google.* there, I fixed it.

hello @adobe instead of odd & incomprehensible error message about "can't open document" why not just say "you need 5.5 to open this file!"

escaping to @MarinBrewingCo for 3 Flowers cask. get here!